January 2012
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
Dancing!
IN MY BEDROOM:
IN BATHROOM:
WITH MY FRIENDS:
IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER:
IN A PARTY:
OMFG, this rofl.
That awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not because you don't know how to explain why you were looking that low.
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"....... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
AWWWW SHIT!!!
Oh, I get it.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a part of a crowd because I can't get past that feeling that I don't belong.
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
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I reblogged this shit like 5times lmfaoo
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oyeah. FTW!
HAHAHAHAHA omg
I cant stand when people say a baby's age in months after a year old.
the parent is like “yeah he’s 98 months old.”
Bitch don’t make me do math.
