fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
videohall: Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful
youonlyyliveonce: 905x647x416: French toast, nigga why am i laughing so hard?! omfg im crying this isnt normal…i cant even.
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
ranyalomy: durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
normal people vs ed sheeran
Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
Normal people: were spooning
Ed: were resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: will you marry me?
Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle